If you like comedy, PR or the occasional inside scoop on the entertainment world, then drop by for a daily dose written by me, Kambri Crews, producer and publicist to comedians and more!   Tuesday, January 13, 2004 Wish Him Luck Christian got a job writing for Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He has been employed there for nearly a week, but didn’t let the cat out of the bag until today so now I can properly promote his new assignment. His first piece is tentatively scheduled to air tomorrow night on Comedy Central. Check your LOCAL listings, folks. --Kambri Mom, “folks” means you. Link - 5:20 PM -   Friday, January 09, 2004 Gospel of Jack 1:9 Jack happened to walk up behind me just as I was holding my hands out trying to get a visual measurement of what is approximately two feet. Noticing my actions he quipped, “That’s me before Viagra." --Kambri Hoo-hah! Link - 4:46 PM -   Tuesday, January 06, 2004 Gospel of Jack 1:6 After Jack made a lewd comment about a slightly chubby woman wearing an awkwardly small skirt in a voice loud enough she could hear, I asked Jack, "Have you ever been punched?" His reply? "Yeah. Once. In a boxing match." --Kambri He's quick that Jack. Just ask his wife. Link - 11:41 PM -   Saturday, January 03, 2004 Epiphany! I'm no good at karaoke, but sometimes find myself wanting to participate. A friend got a certain evil glint in his eye when he suggested we go sometime -- a look that suggested I would be the butt of private jokes for years to come. Well, sure I'll go, but I'm singing in sign language. A friend suggested, "I Touch Myself." Perfect! Who is the pathetic loser now?!?! --Kambri Hey, that was a rhetorical question! Link - 11:52 PM -   Friday, January 02, 2004 Happy Second Day of the New Year! We're still celebrating. Look, we're under a horseshoe. This should bode well, yes? How does that lucky charm work? I don't think it follows the people, after all I got drug by a cab a few hours after this photo was taken. I digress. So tonight you should join us for Sweet Paprika at the Village Lantern. It's Ophira's birthday (I'd link to this very talented and charming Canadian, but she is sans website -- see, my use of French when referencing a Canadian? I am very, very clever.), Christian is a surprise guest, it's only $5.00 and the comedy is superb. So, if you thought you didn't have anything to do, you thought wrong. Again. --Kambri You really should stop thinking that. Link - 5:51 PM -   Thursday, January 01, 2004 Happy New Year's Day! We had a great dinner at Mexican Radio -- a bit overpriced, but "that's SoHo for you" -- then an even better time at a party in a very lovely Midtown apartment. I didn't have to worry about a hangover, but even at this age, I still always worry about all the stupid things I must have said. The next morning I usually try to rehash all conversations and wonder at which point did things turn awkward and was it my fault. Probably. Then I got knocked down and dragged by a cab who refused us service to Astoria. So I worried about that instead. --Kambri Alive, but bruised. Link - 11:03 AM -